I think you should know how to amuse yourself in the library. Perhaps you might have thought that people shouldn’t entertain themselves in the library. But I’m sure that they should entertain everywhere on this planet. I’m going to teach you how you should have fun there. Read these tips here below very attentively.

If you wish you can come to the library being heavily perfumed. Ask your neighbor if he wants to swap his book for yours. Bring a record of a very nasty music and hide it in your bag. It goes without saying that the volume of your playback should be high. Then blame your neighbors that this music could be heard from them. If you’re a librarian you can find this tape in your bag and shout: “They’ve put it into my bag! It’s not mine! Aliens have done this because I don’t let them conduct experiments on me.

Staring at a book, tell your neighbor not speaking to anyone in particular: “I know what you did last summer.” When reading a book, start singing one note aloud until the end of the air in the lungs, then fall on the floor, stand up, sit down at the table and read on as if nothing has happened.

While operating the computer, suddenly jump up and happily announce: “I’ve got email!” Loudly say that you were on the “other” side. Do not give any explanation. Your neighbors will be greatly intrigued from my point of view. Tell a strange story, but don’t finish it telling: “It does not matter”.

Start arguing with yourself. When being asked whom you are talking with, say: “Don’t you hear them?” Tap your book saying: “Come out, come out, I know you’re there!”. Explain your neighbor that you are trying to call the spirit of this book. Run up to someone and ask: “Do not write there if you see my autograph?”. I’m sure it should be there”.

Repeat everything you say. Ask a neighbor: “Have you ever taken a bath of orange juice?” When he looks at you tell: “What’s wrong?”
Stare suspiciously at someone, when he turns to you, say: “Where were you on 32nd of February 1989?”

Look at the page number, then at the next. Then tell with admiration: “Wow! Pages come one after another. That guy who wrote this book was a genius!”. Look over your shoulder every few seconds. Tell a neighbor: “You have the right to remain silent.” Take some book for kids and complain that there isn’t any glossary. Take a dictionary and exclaim in surprise: “We need the same. And you know that “yes” or “no” does not mean the same thing?” As you can see it’s not difficult for a creative guy to have some fun in the library.

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